The Comedy Of Politics

Everyone loves a good joke, especially if it’s at the expense of an elected official. For years politicians have been the source of material for the late night shows. Shows like “The Tonight Show”, “The Late Show with David Letterman” and “Saturday Night Live” are notorious for their political satire. It’s always a treat when the politician being poked fun at makes an appearance and can laugh at themselves. On Saturday night, Governor Sarah Palin did just that. Sarah Palin stopped by the “SNL” studios and made an appearance in a couple of sketches. Although she didn’t say very much, it was obvious she was having fun with it.



Over the years we’ve seen politicians that are often the bud of jokes on late night television make appearances. I remember President Bill Clinton playing the saxophone on “The Arsenio Hall Show”. Janet Reno made an appearance on “SNL” in 2001 and in 2002 Al Gore hosted the show. So why would politicians appear on shows that make fun of them? Well the answer has more to do with who’s watching those shows. Today, younger adults are getting their information from shows like “The Daily Show” or “The Colbert Report”. “Saturday Night Live’s” Weekend Update is so popular that they have a special Weekend Update on Thursdays. The candidates are always campaigning for votes; they want to win people over. So they go on these shows to look more human. People can watch and see that they are people too, and they can laugh at themselves. These shows have a huge followings. Sarah Palin’s appearance on “SNL” was the show’s highest rated episode in 14 years.

With less than 2 weeks until Election Day, we can expect the candidates to step up the campaigning until election night. So I’ll expect the jokes and the sketches to get even funnier as “E-Day” approaches. Although I love the sketches and jokes, my favorite form of political satire comes from Mike Luckovich, a national syndicated political cartoonist. I think his drawings are pretty right on!

Madonna Is Calling It “Quits”

Mega Pop Star Madonna is divorcing her husband of more than seven years Guy Ritchie, according to media reports. News came today that Madonna, considered the highest-earning female singer has given up efforts to save her stained marriage. The couple has one child together seven-year-old Rocco, along with a three-year-old adoptive son from Malawi.

Rumors of divorce have been circulating for months now. Madonna has been linked by the media to A-Rod. She’s even been spotted at his games. She has maintained that she and the Alex Rodriguez are just friends. Friends or more than just friends, it would appear that Madonna is now free to publicly pursue a relationship with Rodriguez if she chooses to do so.

Madonna is believed to be worth more than $500 million dollars. With that kind of money at stake, its no wonder that she has enlisted the legal services of Fiona "Steel Magnolia" Shackleton, she is a high profile divorce lawyer that handled Paul McCartney’s divorce from Heather Mills. It’s being reported that the couple did not have a prenuptial agreement, so Ritchie could walk away with more than $100 million dollars.

Madonna’s marriage joins a long list of celebrity couples calling it quits. It really says a lot when this country is facing dire financial times and Madonna’s marriage is considered more noteworthy one news websites than the presidential debates or the economic bailout plan. You have to wonder what this world is coming to.

Markets Rebound, Cash or Credit

After one of the worst week in Wall Street history, the Dow rebounded with a gain of more than 936 points. We are finally getting some good news from Wall Street. The rebound is believed to be a reaction to news that several central banks from around the world including the Federal Reserve will be giving banks that are in turmoil short term funding. The thinking is that by infusing the banks with cash, it will help thaw the frozen credit markets.

Speaking of credit, it has become very difficult if not impossible for people to obtain mortgages or auto financing during this financial crisis. Banks are very skittish at the moment. You know its bad when banks are afraid of lending to other banks. I’m sure everyone is watching and waiting to see if the government’s $700 billion bailout plan will make a difference.

I remember when I was a kid, not many families had credit cards. Credit was for the rich. Back in the day, we use to have a cash market. If you needed a new refrigerator or a new mattress you paid in cash. Credit wasn’t so easy to get back in those days especially for minorities. If you didn’t have the money for something you needed and didn’t have credit, there was this great program that was very popular called “layaway”. With layaway, customers could pick the items they wanted, have a store put it aside with a deposit, usually anywhere from 10-25%. The customer would then be able to make small scheduled payments on the item until it was paid for and then could take possession on it. I can remember lots of stores that had layaway, Lionel Play World, K-Mart, Wal-Mart, J.C. Penny and Sears. Now, you would be hard pressed to find a store that has a layaway plan.

In today’s troubled times, the middle class needs layaway now, more than ever. Perhaps we are going to learn a lesson from the financial crisis and move back to a predominantly cash market. We will buy only what we can afford. We will buy the cars that match our bank accounts and not our personalities. We will no longer be the fast food society of “I want what I want, When I want It.” I think if anything should be learned from this is we need to live our wage and not above it.

Tyler Perry Has The Golden Touch

It seems that everything Tyler Perry touches turns to gold. The successful director and Atlanta resident just formally opened a 30-acre multi-million dollar facility that will be the new home to his production company Tyler Perry Studios. The studio is located near Greenbriar Mall where the lot of the old Delta building once stood.

The studio located in the Southwest side of Atlanta is reported to be over 200,000 square feet of office and studio space. It contains several sound stages, a 300 seat screening room and will be used to produce episodes of the TBS sitcom, “House of Payne”. Perry named the four of five sound stages after legendary entertainers Ruby Dee, Cicely Tyson, Quincy Jones and Sidney Poitier.



Most people would think a man of Tyler Perry’s success would choose Hollywood to build a studio. But it’s very clear that Mr. Perry is making a major commitment to Atlanta. Tyler Perry received a lot of praise from celebrities such as Hank Aaron, Sidney Poitier and Former Atlanta Mayor Andrew Jackson, for opening a facility in Southwest Atlanta. Attending the grand opening of Tyler Perry’s new studio was a guest list that included Hollywood legends and young up and coming stars.

During the grand opening festivities a group of protesters demonstrated near the studio. Four writers for the sitcom “House of Payne”, were fired earlier in the week. The protesters were wearing t-shirts with the WGA (Writer’s Guild of America) on them and held signs saying “Perry Has No Shame”. Its reported that fired writers were pushing for unionization.

Victor Hill Losses Case In Federal Court

Controversial Clayton County Sheriff Victor Hill has been order to pay $475,000 in damages stemming from an arrest in 2005. When Victor Hill took office in 2005, one the first things he did as sheriff was fire a couple dozen or more sheriff’s employees. The brother of the man Hill beat during the election, Mark Tuggle called Sheriff Hill’s office and left angry messages about the firings and demanded a meeting. The sheriff then had Tuggle arrested for making harassing calls. Tuggle was held nearly 30 hours.

Mark Tuggle decided to fight back and filed a Federal lawsuit against Victor Hill. In his lawsuit Tuggle alleged that Victor Hill violated his civil rights, the First and fourth amendments and the Sheriff maliciously prosecuted him. The jury found in favor of Tuggle on two of the three charges. The jury did not find Victor Hill guilty of malicious prosecution.

Mark Tuggle sued Victor Hill as Sheriff and as an individual; Clayton County may have to pick up some of the cost for the civil judgment. The judge has yet to determine how much Hill will have to pay in Tuggle’s attorney’s fees.

It’s kind of ironic and somewhat funny that Victor Hill was sued and lost over an incident that started at very beginning of his term as sheriff. Now that we are at the end of his term, his bullying has come back to bite him in the “you know where”. It’s just another in a long line of things that the Clayton County Taxpayers will have to pay for because of the sheriff.

Just a couple of weeks ago, Governor Sonny Purdue started an investigation to determine if Victor Hill has abandoned his post. It’s been speculated that Hill has been MIA since he lost his attempt at re-election in the August run-off. His staff insists that those reports are not true. The Governor has charged Harris County’s Sheriff Mike Jolley, Butts County’s Sheriff Gene Pope, and Georgia Attorney General Thurbert Baker to investigate the allegations.

The Atlanta Gas Crunch : The Good, The Bad And Just Plain Ugly

The gas situation seems to be getting better. Earlier this week Quick Trip (QT) vowed to has gas at 100% of its stations by Tuesday, and it looks like that kept that promise. Gas is flowing much better in Atlanta now. Stations that were without has for the longest time now have open pumps. Things are starting to get better, and it’s about time.

Last weekend was pretty rough for motorists. The Georgia vs. Alabama game was Saturday, and hundreds flocked to Athens for the festivities. Out-of-towners were warned not to come to Georgia if they lived more than half a gas tank away because gas was scarce. Law enforcement in the Athens area said that they would be towing cars out of gas to make sure that the street remained clear of obstructions.

So amid the activity going on that weekend, I went to Wal-Mart with my uncle to pick up a prescription. He said that he needed to get gas, and I knew that that particular Wal-Mart had gas earlier that afternoon. So about halfway to the Wal-Mart we run out of gas. I was a little shocked, its been a very long time since I’ve been stuck on the side of the road with no gas. I knew that there was a CitGo gas station about a mile ahead. So my uncle decided to go for gas. On his way to the station, a man in a pick-up truck saw the car the car on the side of the road out of gas and my uncle walking and decided to give him a lift. The man happened to have two gas cans in his truck of gas and offered to give us enough to make it to the gas station. The man just happened to be headed to put gas in his work truck as well.

The man followed us to the Wal-Mart, and my uncle told him he would re-fill the gas can. So when we get to Wal-Mart there is a line of about 20 cars on each side of the station. It took us about 20 minutes or so to get to the front of the line. We finally became the third car waiting to pull up to a pump, when a man in a car speeds around every one in line and pulls behind a car about to pull away from the pump. I was in total disbelief. This guy couldn’t help but see a long line of people waiting their turn for gas. Was surprised me even more was that the guy that would have been next in line, didn’t really budge. The women in the car ahead of us got out of the car to confront the line breaker. She went over to the guy, and asked him “what did he think he was doing”, but she used some language that I would rather not repeat. He muttered something like he was out of gas, and needed it now. They started arguing at the pump. There was a man riding in the car with the woman, he went inside and told the cashier what happened. The cashier came out and asked the man to leave the pump and wait in line like everyone else or they would be forced to call the police. The man acted like his need for gas was far greater than everyone else’s need. The police were called and made the man leave. We got our gas. Amazingly the man that lent us gas to make it to the station refused us paying him back. He wouldn’t let us give him money or allow us to fill his gas can back up. That was really generous of him. I know that his kindness will be rewarded 10 fold down the line.

This incident reminded me that people are just people. Situations bring out the very best in some people and also bring out the worst in others. During this whole gas shortage I’ve seen people act aggressive trying to get gas, be very generous and helpful, and just outright mean. Life is just too short to bicker and argue especially over gasoline.

Need to Get Away??

If you having been saving to get away from the everyday, now may be a good time to go, that is if you have the dough. I’ve been flooded with sales and deals for travel. Although the economy is taking a plunge, there are some great opportunities to get away if you can spare the cash. I’ve found deals at hotels in Las Vegas, and deals and sales from Delta Airlines, Hotwire.com, and NorthWest Airlines.

I got a notice that Delta is having a sale on flights from Atlanta, Boston, & New York. Fares range from $69 up to $149. The destinations are pretty much across the board. The cities offered are:

Akron,OH - Minneapolis/St Paul, MN
Baltimore, MD -Moline-Quad Cities, IL
Bloomington, IL - New Orleans, LA
Buffalo, NY - New York-Kennedy, NY
Charleston, SC - New York-La Guardia, NY
Chicago-Midway, IL - Newport News, VA
Chicago-Ohare, IL - Orlando, FL
Dallas-Fort Worth, TX - Pensacola, FL
Dayton, OH - West Palm Beach, FL
Denver, CO - Philadelphia, PA
Detroit MI - Phoenix, AZ
Flint, MI - Pittsburgh, PA
Fort Lauderdale, FL - Raleigh/Durham, NC
Fort Myers, FL - Richmond, VA
Gulfport, MS - Rochester, NY
Houston-Bush , TX - San Antonio, TX
Houston-Hobby, TX - San Francisco, CA
Indianapolis, IN - Sarasota, FL
Jacksonville, FL - St. Louis, MO
Kansas City, MO - Tampa, FL
Los Angeles, CA - Washington-Dulles, DC
Las Vegas, NV - Washington-Reagan National
Memphis, TN - White Plains, NY
Miami, FL - Wichita, KS
Milwaukee, WI

I thought it was a pretty good deal. I trip from Atlanta to New York, any airport s on $99 one way. It would be great if you want to buy now and fly later. The fares have a 10 advance purchase and have to be used by January 30, 2008. Delta’s sale on fares ends on October 31, 2008 so hurry if you want to take advantage.

I was checking out prices at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas, and they have several days during the week where the room rate is under $80 a night. That is pretty good deal for that hotel. Typically prices are much cheaper during the off-season and especially during the week. I recommend checking the prices at the hotel’s website and then compare them to the discount travel services like Cheapoair.com, Hotwire.com and Priceline.com. Hotels will have promotions from time to time, but the best deals are likely to be found on the discount services, if the hotel isn’t running a special.

Hotwire.com has deals on Vegas hotels as low as $32 a night. They also are advertising deals on flights on United Airlines and hotels in Florida. You can sign up to their travel ticker and they will email you new deals as they become available.

NorthWest Airlines is over a promotion running now on cruises. Just in time as the cold weather moves in, you can take a vacation to a nice an toasty destination. NorthWest is offering, for every dollar you spend you receive a WorldPerks bonus mile (NorthWest frequent flier program.) NorthWest is offering deals on cruises on Celebrity and Royal Caribbean cruise lines. Cruises on Celebrity start at $299 and a free on-board credit. Royal Caribbean cruises start at $399 and also include a free on-board credit. Both cruise purchases earn WorldPerks miles.